If you love someone,
Set him free,
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he never was...
The New Versions....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for him.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Don't worry, he will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't comes back within some time
forget him.
Patient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until he comes back...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
*If he comes back, and if you love him still,
Set him free again,
repeat*
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that....
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
he'll evolve.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, deal!
If he doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show him the plan...
If he ever comes back, sign him up,
If he doesn't, keep follow up with him and
never give up!
Physics expert:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If he doesn't, either there's friction higher than
the force or the angle of collision between two
objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If he doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite
constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set him free,
If he Comes Back, he is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill HIM...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT...
If you love someone,
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HIM FREE???